I remember seeing Jerry Lewis perform this lovely little piece when I was a child. Who knows, it may have inspired me to become a writer, and if it didn’t, well, I’m claiming it now as an antecedent.

Enjoy and remember, if you want typewriter sounds on your PC or laptop a la your old Smith-Corona, Remington or Olivetti, go to Q10 and download their text editor – it’s small and takes up hardly any room on your hard drive, and you can play with its colors and fonts to your heart’s content. Every writer of a certain age will, I am almost entirely certain, love it. Anyway, on with the show:

Happy Christmas, Season’s Greetings, Yule Cool Greetings, and so on, etc, and then some, Grasshoppers.